Chapter 86: Fatty Zuo’s Aunt

Fatty Zuo’s face changed. He tossed the iron box toward the lovely girl and bolted, howling as he ran, “Thank the earth spirit! Why make such a fuss over moving a fake corpse? Oh damn, are you really going to hit—”

How could this possibly be just about moving a fake corpse?

I went after the fat scoundrel like a madman, swinging my club at him without pause.

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Both Azure Dragon Hall and the Headhunters were baffled, quickly stepping forward to clarify that it wasn’t their doing—they certainly didn’t intend to take the blame.

Lin Rui then saw the fat fellow deftly pull out that thing, cackling maniacally as if no one else existed, his face twisted with a lunatic’s glee.

But Hua Yan, for one, didn’t find it forced at all. At this moment, the whole metropolis was caught in a state of disbelief, as if thinking, “How could this be?” In truth, Hua Yan might have become a little foolish from overexcitement.

Then, Gale Moon stretched out its trunk toward its own head, scooping up the bewildered and panicked Lan Jing’er and lifting her aloft.

It was as if she were falling into an endless abyss, plunging downward forever, never knowing where the bottom lay.

The mother elephant walked over to Lan Jing’er, hooked her up with its long trunk, and placed her on its head.

It made a stylish turn, clawed at the tree behind it in passing, and then turned back to face Oliver.

Sensing a flash of cold light, Lin Rui’s eyes snapped open. He grabbed the cup at his bedside and hurled it, rolling to the left and slamming his hand down on the bell. If he could just hold on for a few moments, the doctors would come, and he’d be out of danger.

Qianqian replied, “No, in your terms, I’m just a computer. Does that make sense to you?”

Anyone unfamiliar with the situation would surely think the Xue family from Eightfold Pavilion was being outrageously aggressive, but everyone present was either influential or a seasoned hunter. You folks from the Exotic Banquet House might fool the ordinary crowd, but you really think you could pull the wool over our eyes?

“Roar!” Sun Wukong swept his golden staff before him, the air around him trembling with the force.

“Over a hundred sand sharks wiped out—who on earth is this guy?” Maki’s expression was a mix of awe and confusion.

And Cai Meier was even more terrifying. No one knew when a silver moon had risen in the sky, bathing the land in its glow and cloaking Cai Meier in a layer of argent light.

The old man downed an entire jar of Five-Colored Snake Wine in one go; as he waited, the thunderous sound of his snoring soon filled the air.

The pressure of her own making grew ever heavier; beads of sweat gathered on Shangguan Xiaoyun’s brow.

In truth, Xianxian was the most formidable of all. As long as she remained in the Great Qin Imperial Realm, her strength could instantly reach the level of a Perfect Emperor.

“Our village is small, but the wild game in Houtang Village is abundant, and there are plenty of herbs, too. The only problem is we’re far from town, and the mountain roads are rough—it’s hard to transport things out,” said Chief Wang.

Why was it that the director, who had a shady past, could still serve as the head of the orphanage? What filth was festering beneath the surface?

Hearing Yi Tianyun’s numbers, Yu Lu felt dizzy, unable to believe any of it. Yet since she’d started following Ming Nan, she’d seen another side of this city.

Ji Liunian was just that sort of person—when in love, he gave everything without reservation, but once he left, he never looked back.

Regrettably, Celebi could heal any wound from battle, but was powerless against something as simple as a cold or a fever.

“Now that filming’s over, I don’t even know what to do tomorrow,” Ling Baolu murmured, resting her head on Shen Lingyu’s arm. She hadn’t liked using it as a pillow at first, thinking it too hard, but now, after so many nights, she couldn’t sleep without it.

The wedding was held at the Jiangcheng Club on the eighth day of August, the most auspicious date of the year—this day also marked the beginning of autumn.